Local Woman Escorted Off Premises After Gun Was Revealed to be Yoga Mat
Durham, NC – Local mother and yoga enthusiast Ruby Grace was escorted out of a weekend GOP rally after the gun she was carrying was revealed to be a yoga mat.
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Careless Mother Subject of Internet Lynch Mob
Durham, North Carolina – After the recent near-tragic accident involving a child and a snake display at the local science museum, the probably-careless mother of the six-year-old girl is taking action and vowing to never make the same mistakes again.
Saturday Satire: Mother Actually Given Those Three Extra Hours in a Day – Watches Gilmore Girls
Durham, North Carolina — After years of having her prayers go unanswered, local mother Ruby Grace was the lucky recipient of three extra hours last Thursday. She woke to a day with 27 hours, rather than the more standard 24 and looked forward to an opportunity to finally get her shit together.
Overwhelmed Mother Preps Lunches the Night Before – Is Late For Work Anyhow
Durham, North Carolina — Working mother Ruby Grace scoured the internet on Monday looking for tips to help her arrive at work by eight a.m. for the first time since her oldest child started kindergarten.