11 Ways This Election Season is Like a Landfalling Hurricane
Hurricanes and this election – both come into town, destroy some shit and leave us to pick up the pieces. While I think I’d rather take my chances with a hurricane than Trump, the two do have a few other things in common.
People make their living predicting it
But even the most experienced professionals are wrong somtimes
It is unpredictable
Seriously. Who could have predicted Trump?
Sometimes things get exciting
I wish Cantore would come kick a few people in the balls right about now
But you know someone is going to get hurt
And it will probably be a bush’s fault. Or Obama’s.
Shit is going to be destroyed
Nobody trusts the media or the government
Everything is a disaster of epic proportion
You wonder why people are so stupid
Sometimes it seems like people enjoy being stupid
It’s very scary
The orange guy thinks he’s scared?
Sometimes things just get weird
Unfortunately, during this election, it’s not good weird
There’s nothing you can do to stop it
All you can do is grab a friend and hold on
People will make stupid memes, gifs, and listicles
Like this one
Other reasons I thought of, but lack the energy to convert into .gifs:
When the crazy white dude shows up in your town, you should probably leave
People are considering evacuating
It’s full of people telling you what to do while they do the opposite
Do you guys have any more?
If you don’t mind, go give this post some love over on HuffPo and on Buzzfeed!
